Uncyclopedia:VFP/Class A
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Grue crossing.jpg
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 The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Leonardo.jpg
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 Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy. Image credit: Rei |
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Helloapocalypse.jpg
| Helloapocalypse.jpg - 34.5 total votes ( 37.5 / 3 ) |
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 "Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?" Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Pontius pilot.JPG
| Pontius pilot.JPG - 24.5 programs not at fault ( 35.5 / 11 ) |
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 The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you. Image credit: Savethemooses |
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Aoushot1.jpg
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 A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Admin-pms.png
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 The pill for what ails our administrators. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Tide Pods Candy.JPG
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
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LEGOGiraffeCull.jpg
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 Lego Noir Image credit: ScottPat |
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FoxSpoof.jpg
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 In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market. Image credit: Kharpert |
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TsarwarsIV.jpg
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 Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope Image credit: Sannse |
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PopupBlocked.png
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 Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired. Image credit: Blah Blah Blah |
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Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG
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 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing. Image credit: Bezdomniy |
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Lance brick.jpg
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 When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century. Image credit: Sunsneezer |
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Gi-jew-movie.jpg
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 GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Chainsawcharge.jpg
| Chainsawcharge.jpg - 27.5 Royal Mechanised Mounted Treefellers ( 27.5 / 0 ) |
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 Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war. Image credit: Asahatter |
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Satan-job.jpg
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 Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you? Image credit: RadicalX |
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WikiSphere.jpg
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 Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand. Image credit: SunnyChow |
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Jesus on raptor.JPG
| Jesus on raptor.JPG - 29.5 total votes ( 29.5 / 0 ) |
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 Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account. Image credit: Tshell |
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DaliStache.jpg
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 You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal. Image credit: Imrealized |
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Thermopylae.jpg
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 Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice. Image credit: Mhaille |
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Crop circles.jpg
| Crop circles.jpg - 22.5 total votes ( 28.5 / 6 ) |
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 I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time... Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Mspaint.gif
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 A screenshot of MS Paint, an image manipulation program. Image credit: Nonymous |
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Psycho.jpg
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 Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating. Image credit: Bonjo Nelson |
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 Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here. Image credit: Guest |
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Canadian Soldiers.jpg
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 In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley. Image credit: NewMess1ah |
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LegoAssassination2.png
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 The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay. Image credit: Sliferjam |
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MrT-stained-glass.jpg
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 Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Ctfo.jpg
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 Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Hand grenade.jpg
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 The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you. Image credit: Mosquitopsu |
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Mickey Pill.jpg
| Mickey Pill.jpg - 21.5 total votes ( 27.5 / 6 ) |
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 Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers. Image credit: Rcmurphy |
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 Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Falstropskittenhuffing.jpg
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 Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop. Image credit: Sannse |
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Trojan horse.png
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 Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!". Image credit: sannse |
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Nukemeifyoucan2.jpg
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 Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you! Image credit: Olipro |
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Imperialism2.jpg
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 Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism. Image credit: Thetoastman |
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Mavis Beacon.jpg
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 A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment. Image credit: Rcmurphy |
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DogLabels.png
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 By popular demand, the National Pet Association has released a new guide for the best household chemicals to use for exploding your dog. Caveat Canem, indeed. Image credit: MoneySign |
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CthulhuReadyForHoliday.jpg
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 "Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus." Image credit: Some user |