Uncyclopedia:VFP/Class D
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Penis de milo.jpg
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 The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Armed monkeys.jpg
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 The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps. Image credit: Sunsneezer |
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28gayslater.png
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 28 Gays Later is a post-apocalyptic horror/shocker film released in 2008. It has become a cult film in the city of San Francisco, as much of its imagery and drama hit home with many fans describing it as the most hoboerotic experience since Top Gun. The film's sequel, 28 Twinks Later, proved to be a box office disappointment. Image credit: Sonje |
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Tide Pods Candy.JPG
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
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BSoD box art.png
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Uyabba |
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GalleryofWTF.png
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 The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world. Image credit: 90s Kid21 |
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CheckpointCharlieSign.png
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 Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it. Image credit: ScottPat |
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LandoftheJews.png
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 Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead. Image credit: RabbiTechno |
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TheLuffahwaffe.png
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 Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies. Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya |
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Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg
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 The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif
| Building rectangle animation 250px looped.gif - 9 total votes ( 12 / 3 ) |
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Cat toast.JPG
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 To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored. Image credit: Xenonex |
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Vague.png
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 It's the Magazine for People™! Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever |
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MehHarmonyAd.jpg
| MehHarmonyAd.jpg - 8 total votes ( 18 / 10 ) |
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 For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men. Image credit: Llama-Llover |
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GreatWaveOffFukushima.png
| GreatWaveOffFukushima.png - 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency ( 10 / 1 ) |
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 Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan.
Image credit: MeepStarLives |
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Ball pool.jpg
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 George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House. Image credit: Strange but untrue |
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Uncyclopediawurst.jpg
| Uncyclopediawurst.jpg - 9.5 Sauerkraut Garni ( 12.5 / 3 ) |
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 Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes. Image credit: Mhaille |
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Grandmarshall.jpg
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 In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra." Image credit: Mhaille |
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LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif
| LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 ) |
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 Too... Many... In-Jokes... Image credit: Smiddle |
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Targetsoldier.jpg
| Targetsoldier.jpg - 9 total votes ( 11 / 2 ) |
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Hookheadedman.png
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 The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with. Image credit: Jocke Pirat |
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TRNK2.jpg
| TRNK2.jpg - 9.5 dead ends ( 18.5 / 9 ) |
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 Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken. Image credit: Gneomi |
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Furry cabinet.jpg
| Furry cabinet.jpg - 9.5 total votes ( 21 / 11.5 ) |
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 George Bush meets with his cabinet to discuss the new law thingy about cruelty to animals. Image credit: Rei |
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Connect-the-dots.jpg
| Connect-the-dots.jpg - 9 total votes ( 21 / 12 ) |
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 A state planning committee map of Connecticut. Image credit: RadicalX |
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SkywalkerAura.png
| SkywalkerAura.png - 9 total votes ( 17 / 8 ) |
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 In an attempt to popularize their product, Right GuardTM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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ZombiebaronPanda.png
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 "The panda posing for a picture with me moments before I ate his brain." Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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Paris surrenders.jpg
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 "We must make the flag as big as a cloud or the Krauts may not see it!" Image credit: Sog1970 |
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Mohammedlickingsausage.jpg
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 The Prophet Mohammed, peace and blessings be upon him, taking a break from the hard work of revealing the final ultimate Revelation of Allah to all the world to enjoy a refreshing meaty snack. Notice how he is enjoying the sensual feeling of that salty tip on his tongue before he swallows it deep into his throat. Image credit: Socky |
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cob.png
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 Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins? Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision |
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Gandhi first blood 1.jpg
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 M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family. Image credit: Mhaille |
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Grue chicago.JPG
| Grue chicago.JPG - 7 radioactively mutated grues ( 17 / 10 ) |
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 "Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?" Image credit: Flumpa |
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WMDSearchsm.jpg
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 Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons! Image credit: User:Citation-Seer |
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Penguinbrothers.jpg
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 The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Kaleidoscoperifle.PNG
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 Distracted by the dizzying array of colours, your opponent is unable to aim her weapon. Image credit: Nachahchahhlalalalderdslererrrrrrrrrrr rr |
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BFyoungfacedboobs.png
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 Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down. Image credit: MoneySign |
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Sumo wrestling.jpg
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 A Sumo wrestler dealing his opponent the finishing blow. Image credit: Okochama |
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LongNeckKiller.png
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 This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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Fox news.png
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 Fox News: Your number one news source for all things foxy. |
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Osbanj2.jpg
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 Conspiracy advocates have accused the FBI of tampering with this famous Lee Harvey Oswald "backyard photo." Image credit: Tshell |
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I burning your dog real.jpg
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 This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further. Image credit: Necropaxx |
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Moneytree.jpg
| Moneytree.jpg - 9 votes growing on trees ( 11 / 2 ) |
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 This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"? Image credit: Hindleyite |
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TomHanksProskater4.jpg
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 Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia. Image credit: Mhaille |
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HalloweenCrossBurning.png
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 The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family! Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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Bordeaux.jpg
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 Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Sockpup1.jpg
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 The Official Image credit: Whywhywhy |
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Mermaid Clothes.jpg
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 "Mommy, why don't Mermaids wear clothes?" - "Seriously Johnny, think about it..." Image credit: RAHB |
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Not Pink Elephants.png
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 One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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ParisStilton.png
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 Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French... Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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Formbygrill.jpg
| Formbygrill.jpg - 7 Lancashire Low-Fat Fry-Ups ( 13 / 6 ) |
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 Hee hee....turned out shite again? Try the George Formby Mean Lean on a Lamppost Grilling Machine, put a little ukulele in YOUR hand. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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NormanWisdom.jpg
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 Sir Norman du Pitkin, Clown Prince of Albania was at the forefront of the philisophical teachings following the Norman Invasion. Image credit: Mhaille |
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Jesusroadsign evil.JPG
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 Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock. Image credit: Rei |
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Caesar-crossing.png
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 Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Fantanatics3.jpg
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 Say kids, is that Jihad thirsty work or what? Get some refreshment with a Fantanatic! Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Whoop ass.jpg
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 Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal. A single barrel could wipe out the entirety of Cuba. Distributed by Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Image credit: Splaka |
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Terrorgun.jpg
| Terrorgun.jpg - 9 total votes ( 13.5 / 4.5 ) |
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 The War Against Terror (TWAT) was fought with whatever tools the combatants could fashion themselves. The hockeyzooka, a weapon used by terrorist footsoldiers in the 9/11 attacks, proved devastatingly effective against the government's more ungainly thermonuclear warheads. Image credit: Machinecurse |