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Peopleoff.jpg

Peopleoff.jpg - -2 total votes ( 7 / 9 )
Peopleoff.jpg

People-Off is a new spray which is designed to get people to fuck off you.

Image credit: Wob



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CharlieHitler.jpg

CharlieHitler.jpg - -4 German leaders ( 1 / 5 )
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Rare painting showing the great Nazi ruler himself.

Image credit: CartoonDiablo



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JesusRPG.jpg - -3 total votes ( 0 / 3 )
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Nine Inch Fascists.jpg

Nine Inch Fascists.jpg - -3 politically-motivated rock bands ( +1 / 4 )
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Unbeknownst to many, Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini tried to make it big as a rock band in the 1920s, producing many hit songs over the years, including the platinum-selling album Mein Kampf. However, in the late 1930s, the band broke up, chiefly because of Stalin's and Hitler's differing views on politics and Eva Braun.

Image credit: Necropaxx



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Degaullewithkaleidoscopeeyes.jpg

Degaullewithkaleidoscopeeyes.jpg - 3.5 groovy politicians ( 13.5 / 10 )
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Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes...

Image credit: Modusoperandi



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Cancer-cola.jpg

Cancer-cola.jpg - 6 total votes ( 14 / 8 )
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Cancer™, produced along with everything else in the eastern world, has become a popular beverage throughout its western counterpart.

Image credit: Olipro



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zoom.gif - -3 total votes ( 0 / 3 )
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One of the many teachings of his holiness the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster for you non beleivers

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Goatsaw.PNG

Goatsaw.PNG - -5 ass puppets ( 2 / 7 )
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Reeling after the horrendous performance of Saw IV. The producers decided that the next sequal should focus on something really, really horrendous. Goatse, This poster depicts the puppet as an ass without a nose and included one of the movies taglines. "Once you see it, you can't unsee it". The movie bombed after people suffered through 2 hours of the movie knowing that they've seen Goatse before, because once you seen Goatse. You've seen it all.

Image credit: Nekami



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Gandhi Gun.jpg

Gandhi Gun.jpg - -4.5 total votes ( 1 / 5.5 )
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Gandhi was never shy to lay down the smack with his trusty AK-47.

Image credit: Electrostatic



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Barack-PrettyFly.png - 3 white senators ( 15 / 12 )
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Barack Obama, pictured in a rare photo taken before his 2007 minoritoplasty. Obama rose to recognition while a Republican senator for Illinois, but his popularity hit new peaks when he became a liberal African American in an advanced new cosmetic surgery. Although briefly considering into a hispanic, preliminary polling opposed the idea of two Bill Richardsons.

Image credit: Villahj Ideeut



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Vincents_Liberty_copy_edited-1.jpg - -3 total votes ( 1 / 4 )

Awesomeland, home of the awesome Oligarchial Republic.

Image credit: The Truth of Matheus



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Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif - -1 suicidal typist(s) ( 1 / 2 )
Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif

Image credit: made not by me, made by Townshiprebel



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Yousuckaward.jpg

Yousuckaward.jpg - -3.6 irregular dialogues ( 1 / 4.6 )
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Quite often during the Vietnamese war, these awards would of been given out to a briefing officer for getting insulted briefly after holding an average speech. – – – YOU SUCK!

Image credit: Gert5



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Pepsi flat.jpg - -3 total votes ( 0 / 3 )
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pepsi marx the soviet endorsed soft drink

Image credit: Jordan Rogers (dukenuke88)



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Stalinbear.PNG

Stalinbear.PNG - -3 dead intellectuals ( 4 / 7 )
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Stalinbear reminds you to focus on creating a famine.

Image credit: Savethemooses



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Pepsi Marx.jpg

Pepsi Marx.jpg - -3 total votes ( 1 / 4 )
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New and improved

Image credit: Dukenuke88 (JR)



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RA3.jpg - -3 total votes ( 0 / 3 )
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A leaked box art for EA's Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3.

Image credit: ASHPD

-3.5, and I didn't even vote on this one

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BoratBear.jpg

BoratBear.jpg - -3.5 Bikini-clad hirsute foreign visitors ( 11 / 14.5 )
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Borat Bear reminds you to make sexytime.

Image credit: Mhaille



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Nobodycaressmileys.gif - -4 8) :$ (((((:) (_*_*_) ( 1 / 5 )
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g3t j00 rly f

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