Uncyclopedia:Templates/General

The title here appears lowercased due to the use of certain templates below.

Links

Template	Effect	Comments
Shortcut (Talk) (Used on)		The shortcut initials redirect to the page. Generally used for frequently-referred meta pages like UN:DUMB, but is also a joke in itself on articles like DRVHSNDOCBIVDSGFEHWFWCUDDBOSNLONI. As an example, UN:T/G redirects here.
UnBooks (Talk) (Used on)		Turning articles into paperback.
Old news (Talk) (Used on)		For related articles in Uncyclopedia to UnNews.
Wikipedia (Talk) (Used on)		The Wikipedia article has the same name as the current Uncyclopedia article, minus the namespace, or a custom name.
Wikipedia maybe (Talk) (Used on)		The Wikipedia article might exist.
Wikipedia no (Talk) (Used on)		The Wikipedia article does not exist.
Wikipedia no Pokemon (Talk) (Used on)		The Wikipedia article about a Pokemon does not exist.
Wikipedia different (Talk) (Used on)		For linking to policy pages
Wikipedia funnier (Talk) (Used on)		When Wikipedia articles are funnier than Uncyclopedia's.
Wikipedia worse (Talk) (Used on)		When Wikipedia articles suck compared to Uncyclopedia's.
Wikipedian (Talk) (Used on)		A Wikipedia user page has the same name as the current Uncyclopedia user page.
dÉ (Talk) (Used on)	This article is based on the Désencyclopédian text Project:Modèle, made freely available to French-speaking wildebeest gnus under the GFDL.	The original Désencyclopédie (French-language Uncyclopedia) article has a user-specified name.
Undictionary (Talk) (Used on)		The Undictionary definition has the same name as the current Uncyclopedia article and is in the user-specified section (A-Z).
Wikinews (Talk) (Used on)
OnlineText (Talk) (Used on)
Interwiki (Talk) (Used on)	Look for Templates/General in: Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, Wiktionary, the free dictionary that is totally pointless, Wikisource, where every mindless piece of paper goes. and finally, search Wikimedia Commons, the place for all your porno! Of course, you can always use Google or Yahoo!	Pointless links to multiple wikimedia
Simple Disambig (Talk) (Used on)	You may be looking for Uncyclopedia:Templates and not even know it!	The simplest Disambiguation template for use when there are two articles. Placed on both pages.
Disambig (Talk) (Used on)	This is a disambiguation page — words should always mean more than one thing, and we're working hard to ensure that each word you look up refers to at least two completely unrelated articles. If an article link referred you here, you should make it to point directly to the article where you think the confused link-maker thought it would point, or go nuts and pick one at random. Just make sure it doesn't point here.	Template:Disam and Template:Disambiguation have been merged into Disambig. Please use Template:Disambig.
Instant disambig (Talk) (Used on)	If you wore a sticker that said "Hello, my name is "Templates/General", people would probably assume you to be one of the following: This is a disambiguation page — words should always mean more than one thing, and we're working hard to ensure that each word you look up refers to at least two completely unrelated articles. If an article link referred you here, you should make it to point directly to the article where you think the confused link-maker thought it would point, or go nuts and pick one at random. Just make sure it doesn't point here. Main Page
fundraiser (Talk) (Used on)	Help us spread our knowledge wide. Donate to Uncyclomedia! "uncyclopedia is gay and extremely unfunny, thus becoming noteworthy."	Chron needs a new Ferrari Enzo ,his old ones dirty.
Account (Talk) (Used on)	Accounts. They're What's For Dinner. Please, register for an account, and help Uncyclopedia get to know you better.
Talkheader (Talk) (Used on)	This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the Templates/General page. Please sign and date your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Put new text under old text. Click here to start a new topic. New to Uncyclopedia? Welcome! Ask questions, get answers. Be Civil Assume Bad Faith Don't Be A Dick No Cyberbullying	A template intended for talk pages, pacticularly to certain controversal articles which might result in flame wars.
mdf (Talk) (Used on)	Moved from Talk:California	Moved discussion from. Used for talkpages to indicate change of venue.
mdt (Talk) (Used on)	Moved to Talk:Los Angeles, California	Moved discussion to. Used for talkpages to indicate change of venue.
oldvfd (Talk) (Used on)	This article was nominated for deletion in the past. The result of the discussion was Keep.	A template for article which have survived one or more deletion nominations at VFD.

Common navigational templates

Template	Effect	Comments
About (Talk) (Used on)	This page is about thing. For other thing, see Other Thing.	Accepts more parameters than shown here.
Archive (Talk) (Used on)
Book reference (Talk) (Used on)	{{{Author}}} ({{{Year}}}). {{{Title}}}. {{{Publisher}}}. {{{ID}}}.	Book author/title in references section of articles
Catmore (Talk) (Used on)	This is a category page, made short and digestible for felines in a hurry. Moogles should see main article name. Human Moogle	Nav pointer from category space to main topic article.
Filler (Talk) (Used on)	could be considered a filler of , or even , but never {{{4}}}.
Historical (Talk) (Used on)	This Uncyclopedia page is currently inactive and is retained as a historical archive. Either the page is no longer relevant or has been kept for historical purposes. If you wish to revive discussion regarding the subject, you should seek broader input via the Village Dump.	A template for inactive Uncyclopedia and non-mainspace pages.
Main (Talk) (Used on)	Main article: main article name	Nav pointer from article space to main topic article.
Mediawatch (Talk) (Used on)	This article was mentioned in BBC News, further diminishing what little credibility the media had left. You can read all about it here	Nav pointer from talk page to external news site.
IP (Talk) (Used on)	127.0.0.1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)	Link to info on anon-IP addresses, used on Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol.
Page (Talk) (Used on)	main article name (History - Discussion - Delete)	Nav pointer to article info.
Otheruses (Talk) (Used on)	For other funny uses, see main article name (disambiguation).	Nav pointer from article space to disambiguation pages.
Spork (Talk) (Used on)	This page was originally sporked from original article/item name.	Text is parody of named article or item.
Partialspork (Talk) (Used on)		Text is partially a parody of named article or item.
Image spork (Talk) (Used on)	This page was originally sporked from original article/item name.	Image is copied from somewhere.
SeeTalk (Talk) (Used on)	Please take a look at the talk page of this article for notes or discussion before editing.
User (Talk) (Used on)	username (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)	Link to info for non-anonymous users.
vfp (Talk) (Used on)	Featured picture candidate {{{4}}} Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]] Archive - Discuss this image	Link to image and image talk page for VFP.
CategoryTOC (Talk) (Used on)	Contents: Top – 0–9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z	Alpha (A-Z) table of contents for cat pages.
TOCleft (Talk) (Used on)		'Floating' table of contents, content will apear next to table, instead of underneath.
TOCright (Talk) (Used on)		'Floating' table of contents, right-aligned, content will apear next to table, instead of underneath.
EOTI (Talk) (Used on)	Congratulations! You have reached the End of the Internet! Where would you like to go? East? West? North? South? Outside? Now, go away, because I'm afraid that this article could asplode at any second and this template is no moon. Note: This article is Bob Barker-approved. Really, it is. “I've already reached the End of the Internet! Sadly, I had only got DSL a year before I reached it.” ~ Richard M. Stallman on The End of the Internet Sign the EOTI guestbook!	End of the Internet

Status messages

Template	Effect	Comments
FFW Patrol (Talk) (Used on)		To be used during Forest Fire Week, if you are going to be mainly focusing of reporting FFW Candidates
FFW (Talk) (Used on)	ERROR: NO DATE STAMP
Warning (Talk) (Used on)	I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! Templates/General has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May its sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.	Permanent ban
Test (Talk) (Used on)	Hi there, Templates/General. Thanks for trying out the "Edit this page" feature that makes this site run. Your test has been, or at least will be, removed. I am providing a few links that will help you improve your edits. Help:Contents has a few good links How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid—Very important Practice your editing skills in the Sandbox. Create your own sandbox by making a user subpage. Of course, you can name it anything you want. If you have any questions or comments, leave a message on my talk page, or at the Village Dump. Thanks in advance for reading this, and I really hope you can contribute much more to Uncyclopedia.	Warning. Use if first edit(s) is/are vandalism. Note that "Hi, templates/general" will turn into a username/IP.
Oh Dear (Talk) (Used on)	Oh Dear... Beware! The evil eye is upon thee! Hello, Templates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "work" so far has not met our standards for the main encyclopedia. In other words — not to put too fine a point on it — it has been crap. But all is not yet lost. Your edits gave someone the impression you are not a spambot but a person who might benefit from instruction. If it were clearer that you had arrived just to plant advertisements, racism, or swears on our pages, banning you from the website would have been simpler and quicker. If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might click some or all of the links in the box below — because doing more of what you were doing will only prove that a warning like this wasn't enough. You might begin with the Beginner's Guide, then perhaps advance to our style guide at How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. You can reply to me below, or on my own talk page (by clicking on my signature below). If you think it was unfair that you got this message, you can ask an Admin to intervene and decide. Whenever posting to a talk page, please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. Or you can add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and give guidance on anything you are unclear about. In the meantime, you can practice for a few days in your userspace rather than in the encyclopedia itself. Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start!	If first edits are vanity/slandanity/other irredeemable cruft. Can also be used for permabanned vandals.
Reading Time (Talk) (Used on)		Temporary ban
Idiot (Talk) (Used on)	I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! Templates/General has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May its sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.	Temporary ban
Screwed (Talk) (Used on)	Through no fault of my own, I got Screwed by the System. I feel like such a dirty bitch now.
Reformed (Talk) (Used on)	This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.	Unbanned.
Reformed2 (Talk) (Used on)	This user has found Jesus and is therefore a potential threat to society.
Sexy (Talk) (Used on)	This is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.	A legend in my own mind.
Meany! (Talk) (Used on)		Meanypants!
Vacation (Talk) (Used on)	This user is on vacation, holiday, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is (the end of time). If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.	User temporarily away.
WWFF (Talk) (Used on)	username will work for food.	Will work for food.
Mac user (Talk) (Used on)	This user is proud to use a Mac	Will work for Apples.
Supergrass (Talk) (Used on)	Supergrass This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.	QVFD contribs.
McCarthy (Talk) (Used on)	The Joseph McCarthy Award of Continuity
Proxy (Talk) (Used on)	---- Attention: This IP address, Templates/General, is registered to a proxy server, and is shared by multiple users. Comments left on this page may be received by other users of this IP address and appear to be irrelevant. Extreme caution should be used when blocking, banning, or reverting this IP's contributions. If you are an unregistered user operating from this address, note that this need not necessarily be the IP Address of your machine. Templates/General is the IP address that communicates between your browser and Uncyclopedia's trained monkeys, which is, in other words, a proxy. Such Proxies are shared among an infinite number of users using an infinite number of typewriters compared to the number of persons and typewriters using your particular machine, so refrain from blaming any new messages on them. (Especially the typewriters. Typewriters don't get in to trouble as much as humans, so it's probably not their fault.) If you are frustrated by irrelevant comments being sent to you, then please end it by creating an account for yourself. Please Note: Proxy users often change IP addresses with each page they load. Warnings or Messages left on this page will not likely be received by the intended user. With these sorts of faults, it's amazing the Internet even works at all, huh?	IP users behind proxy
WatchinU (Talk) (Used on)	I'm watching you. Think about what you're doing.	+
WatchinU2 (Talk) (Used on)	Don't make a move. I'm watching you.
Tumbleweed (Talk) (Used on)	Shhhhhh! This is a humour free zone.
NightyNight (Talk) (Used on)
Good Deed (Talk) (Used on)
USH (Talk) (Used on)		Unsung hero
VFH (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Article This article has been nominated for highlighting on the front page—you can vote for it or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH. Please see this article's entry.	Vote for highlight
VFP (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Image This image has been nominated for highlighting on the front page—you can vote for it or nominate your favourite images at Uncyclopedia:VFP.	Vote for image
VoteWOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Writer of the Month This user has been nominated for Writer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month.	Vote for Writer of the Month
VoteNOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Noob of the Moment This user has been nominated for Noob of the Moment — you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment.	Vote for Noob of the Month
VoteUOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Month This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month.	Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month
VoteAOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Author of the Month This user has been nominated for UnBooks Author of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at UnBooks:Author of the Month.	Vote for Unbooks Author of the Month
VoteANOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Article Narrator of the Month This user has been nominated for Article Narrator of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favorite narrator at Uncyclopedia:Article Narrator of the Month.	Vote for Article Nominator of the Month
VoteUOTY (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Year This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year.	Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Year
ImageFP (Talk) (Used on)	Featured Image This image has been featured on the main page—you can vote or nominate your favourite pictures at Uncyclopedia:VFP. If you enjoyed (or didn't enjoy) this image, then we're glad (or sorry). Note: If you are not the author, and wish to have this image temporarily or permanently unprotected, please contact a sysop.	Featured image
UnBooksVFH (Talk) (Used on)	Nominated UnBook This article has been nominated for highlighting on the UnBooks front page—you can vote for it or nominate your favourite articles at UnBooks VFH. Please see this article's entry.
Jesse Award (Talk) (Used on)	THIS {{{what}}} HAS WON A ~~ JESSE AWARD ~~	To award any article/user/image that induces a good laugh (specify what with parameter what=)
Pie (Talk) (Used on)
Politician (Talk) (Used on)	Congratulations! You have now been admitted to the PITs. Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training. Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.
WOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Writer of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}	Writer of the month
UOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Uncyclopedian of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}	Uncyclopedian of the month
UOTY (Talk) (Used on)	Uncyclopedian of the Year {{{Year}}}	Uncyclopedian of the year
NOTM (Talk) (Used on)	Noob of the Moment {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}	Noob of the Month (made by a Noob of the Month, no less)
AOTM (Talk) (Used on)	UnBooks Author of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}	UnBooks Author of the Month
FIYC (Talk) (Used on)		Feather in your cap
Deletion Award (Talk) (Used on)	Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.	Mega deletion award
Burninator (Talk) (Used on)	The Burninator! This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence in the deletion of crap. Fear them.	Crap removal reward (usage)
Alien Burninator (Talk) (Used on)	Alien Burninator! This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence in warding off an Alien Invasion	Alien Crap removal reward
Squeegeewarrior (Talk) (Used on)	Squeegee Warrior This user is hereby cited for excellent work in cleaning up messy articles.	Excellent cleanup award
Invited (Talk) (Used on)	Congratulations! You have been invited to be an administrator [1]. (Which is not an admin, btw.) Please sign your name here. Acceptance is mandatory. Resistance is futile. "I was invited to be an administrator, and all I got was this lousy template!" This message has been Bob Barker-approved.	Nomination for admin
Cookie (Talk) (Used on)	center has awarded you a cookie!	Say it with cookie! {{Cookie|(alignment)|name=(awarder)}}
Purplespleen (Talk) (Used on)	reason	For excellence in cleaning up Uncyclopedia one article at a time without deleting (MTU, Category, flag, format, spelling, language, tables, images, etc)
Sophiasatisfaction (Talk) (Used on)	Sophia is happy with you award This person has been a good boy and/or girl, and therefore deserves approval from a divine potato. --Sophia	Sophia Satisfaction Award
MOOU (Talk) (Used on)		Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
HMRFRA (Talk) (Used on)		Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass
AOC (Talk) (Used on)	Award of Confusion! Apparently this article is damned funny. It is not an inside joke or vanity page, but you pretty much need a PhD to get it. Or so we've been told, most of us seem to prefer humour involving masturbation and/or Jesus. The author may have been masturbating over a picture of Jesus. You can send him to hell by giving him an atomic fisting. This is both an award and a warning, direct as used.	Awarded to confusing articles that are funny to smart people
FP (Talk) (Used on)		Featured Picture
FPI (Talk) (Used on)
FAP (Talk) (Used on)		Featured Article Picture
FH (Talk) (Used on)		Featured Article
Badge (Talk) (Used on)	[[File:{{{image}}}|link={{{link}}}]] {{{heading}}}	Badge Template for Badge stuff
MUN (Talk) (Used on)	Member of the Order	MUN Badge
OUN (Talk) (Used on)	Officer of the Order	OUN Badge
OUN ret (Talk) (Used on)	Retired Officer of the Order	OUN ret. Badge
CUN (Talk) (Used on)	Commander of the Order	CUN Badge
KUN (Talk) (Used on)	Knight Commander of the Order	KUN Badge
DUN (Talk) (Used on)	Dame Commander of the Order	DUN Badge
GUN (Talk) (Used on)	Grand Cross of the Order	GUN Badge
Killed (Talk) (Used on)		Let's kill someone!
Find$ (Talk) (Used on)		Find MoneySign {{tplist|Currently
Currently blocked user (Talk) (Used on)		Use on temporarily blocked user's user pages. Instructions on template's page.
Indefinitely blocked user (Talk) (Used on)	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs! This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.	Use on permanently blocked user's user pages.

Text formatting

Template	Effect	Comments
blink (Talk) (Used on)	blinking text
caps (Talk) (Used on)	Smallcaps Font
Disputed-statement (Talk) (Used on)
IPA (Talk) (Used on)	International Phonetic Alphabet
Note (Talk) (Used on)	^	footnote #ref-whatever
Ref (Talk) (Used on)		footnote #endnote-whatever
tl (Talk) (Used on)	{{stub}}	Template link for discussion pages
cll (Talk) (Used on)	Templates	Category link
lowercase (Talk) (Used on)	uncyclopedia:Templates/General left
Wrongtitle (Talk) (Used on)
Correcttitle (Talk) (Used on)
Factoid (Talk) (Used on)		Useless factoid
Yesterday (Talk) (Used on)	April 18, 2024
Year (Talk) (Used on)	{{:}}

Copyright/copyleft

Template	Effect	Comments
Britannica 1768 (Talk) (Used on)	This article incorporates text from the 1768 Encyclopædia Britannica, which is strictly copyrighted if you truly and sincerely respect the author's copyrights. Face it, it is nothing but a deadly crime to steal. We'd rather see you invading iRaq or leaving black people drowning in the flood than stealing the intellectual property that belongs to a hard-working honest author. You'll have a nice lovely summer vacation in Cuba if we catch you do this again.
Cc-by-4.0 (Talk) (Used on)		Or: Cc-by-1.0 Cc-by-2.0 Cc-by-2.5 Cc-by-3.0
Cc-by-sa-4.0 (Talk) (Used on)		Or: Cc-by-sa-1.0 Cc-by-sa-2.0 Cc-by-sa-2.5 Cc-by-sa-3.0
Cc-by-nc-sa-4.0 (Talk) (Used on)		Or: Cc-by-nc-sa-1.0 Cc-by-nc-sa-2.0 Cc-by-nc-sa-2.5 Cc-by-nc-sa-3.0
Copyvio (Talk) (Used on)	This article or image is a copyright violation. Luckily, nobody cares (because it's protected under parody).
Fairuse (Talk) (Used on)	This image is copywronged. The individual who uploaded this work and first used it in an article, and subsequent persons who place it into articles assert that this qualifies as unfair use of the material under United Statues copywrong låw. It is not fair to use this image for your own wallpaper, screensaver, or toilet paper production unless explicitly granted by the President of the United Kingdom of Amerika or your mom.
GFDL-1.3 (Talk) (Used on)	Permission is granted to copy, distribute, modify, huff and/or misuse this document under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License version 1.3 ONLY Or not. You decide.	Or: GFDL-1.1 GFDL-1.2
GFDL-1.3+ (Talk) (Used on)	Permission is granted to copy, distribute, modify, huff and/or misuse this document under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License version 1.3 or any later version Or not. You decide.	Or: GFDL-1.1+ GFDL-1.2+
NoLicense (Talk) (Used on)	Licensed under absolutely nothing. Have a fucking field day. Abuse this for your own sick pleasures. I am content releasing my work completely to the public without conservative, territorial, and possessive need to claim some sort of stake in it. I do not need thousands of cleverly written loophole-"some rights reserved" licenses, nor do I need to debate about the superiority of any of them, rather, I toss the entire equation out the window and render it effectively useless. I fully realise that a man in El Salvador could profit wildly from my efforts and gain the millions of dollars I never did, and could theoretically hunt down every copy and burn it, leaving him as the sole distributor; however, this does not offend me, rather, I allow all to be shared, taking the risk and fully knowing the potential repercussions, rather than let the menace that is copyright conquer yet another soul. I don't even care if you give credit to me or not, there's no point. Also, please don't leave me a bunch of messages asking for permission, as I am giving everyone in the universe permission to do whatever they want with this.	User-created PD images
No rights reserved (Talk) (Used on)	This image is copyrighted. However, the copyright holder has irrevocably released all rights to it, allowing it to be freely reproduced, distributed, transmitted, used, huffed, modified, built upon, or otherwise exploited in any way by anyone for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, with or without attribution of the author.
Pd (Talk) (Used on)	Mr. T says: "This image is in Public Domain. Use it for whatever you want, foo'!"	Images assumed to be in PD
Pdedit (Talk) (Used on)	This is an edited, copydown image with pixels from various/ambiguous sources. The edits to this image are hereby released of any copyright by the uploader. However, the individual pixels may be a copyright violation. Use for any purpose at your own risk, I care not since Uncyclopedia has a fair use policy!	User-edited PD images possibly incorporating copyrighted portions of other images.
Pdpixels (Talk) (Used on)	This is an edited image that has pixels pasted from ambiguous sources. The edits to this image are hereby released into public domain by the uploader. However, the individual pixels may be a copyright violation. Use for any purpose at your own risk, I care not!	User-edited PD images possibly incorporating copyrighted pixels of other images.
Unfairuse (Talk) (Used on)	This image is copywronged. The individual who uploaded this work and first used it in an article, and subsequent persons who place it into articles assert that this qualifies as unfair use of the material under United Statues copywrong låw. It is not fair to use this image for your own wallpaper, screensaver, or toilet paper production unless explicitly granted by the President of the United Kingdom of Amerika or your mom.

New pages

Template	Effect	Comments
New UnPoetia (Talk) (Used on)	Poetry for people who hate poetry
New UnPoetia intro (Talk) (Used on)	Help and advice Thanks for starting a new UnPoetia poem. Before you write, please read: The Oxford English Dictionary The Complete Works of William Shakespeare How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid Some other poems for inspiration If pressed for time, please read the third one. When you're done writing, add your new masterpiece to UnPoetia/Recent. If it is of sufficient quality, the admins won't have deleted it by this time tomorrow.
New Why (Talk) (Used on)	Why?  This article is part of Uncyclopedia's Why? series. See more Why's? Why to Why not to Conclusion
New Why intro (Talk) (Used on)	Help and advice Thanks for starting a new Why?! Before you write, please read: HowTo:Make your first Why? Why?:Make your first Why? Another Why? for comparison/ideas When you're done writing, add your Why? to Why?:Recent. If your Why? is good enough, it may be nominated for Why?:Featured Vote.
New ad intro (Talk) (Used on)	Help and advice Thanks for starting a new advertisement! To give it a long and witty life: Use satirical point of view. Here, you can be stupid and not just funny. No need to Cite your sources with the {{Source}} template. Be creative with the text, but use a real link if you want to, or assume whatever or wherever. Alternately, do not use templates like: {{Original}} at the bottom if you pulled this out of thin air. Images are out of the question, these are classifieds!! Don't submit others' work, including just copying & pasting sections from articles. This includes most websites, even if you cannot see a copyright notice. In particular: any picture or text lifted from another fake news site, and the plagiariser, will be moved to the bottom of the food chain. Oh, and when you're looking for resources, DO NOT QUOTE INSTANT NEWS!!! (douche). instantnews.com is a domain stolen by a bot, which the dirty bastards who own the bot then flog it off to the highest bidder. So, unless someone hacks the dirty bastards and releases the domain, you should NEVER quote it. We want to see them moved to the bottom of the food chain. (You can quote instantnews.org, but NOT .com, .net, or .biz. .cc is available if you want it.)
New article intro (Talk) (Used on)	Thanks for starting a new article! Down below is the usual Uncyclopedia edit box, already loaded with the bare bones of an article for you to modify. (If you don't know what to do in an edit box, please experiment in your sandbox before creating an article in the public space.) Use these resources: (Hint: Open them in a new tab so as not to disturb your edit.) From the Chief explains the policies of UnNews, how we work together, and the Chief's preferences on use of italics, boldfacing, and links. Help:How to write an UnNews article is a more step-by-step guide to creating an article, although it will again ask you to type your desired headline. UnNews:Style is our Style Guide for writing articles: Section 2 describes the types of UnNews stories: News-based articles versus original "reporting." Section 3 explains how to organize a good story. Section 4 asks you to cite your sources--and what to do if you made up the story out of thin air and don't have sources. Two empty {{Source}} templates are included for you in the edit box below if you need them. And Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid is good advice to follow all across Uncyclopedia. Now, dig in, Tiger, and write us some UnNews!
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